Emmett's Three Thigs

Lisa memed Emmett Pumpkin. Since he can't type he doesn't have a blog, so I'm typing his answers and posting them on my blog...

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Pumpkin
2. Emmett
3. Emmett Pumpkin
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. n/a
2. n/a
3. n/a
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my beautiful soft fur
2. my big green eyes
3. my white tipped tail
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my hair loss problem
2. my consistantly wet paws
3. my eye boogers
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. american
2. SPCA
3. Cecilia's apartment
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. new people
2. loud noises
3. being kicked in the middle of the night
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. cat nip in my scratching post
2. a litterbox
3. Cecilia's lap
THREE THINGS YOU’RE WEARING NOW:
1. a light blue collar
2. cat food on my face
3. eye boogers
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTIST (the same one Cecilia likes...)
1. Dave Matthews Band
2. BareNaked Ladies
3. Indigo Girls
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (same as Cecilia...)
1. Cecilia
2. Lie in Our Graves
3. 100th Meridian
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I love Cecilia much more than my previous owners
2. Pumpkin is a lame-ass name
3. I'm totally litterbox trainer
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. tails
2. pee-smell
3. how they mount me
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. sleeping
2. licking myself
3. pooping
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. scratch my scratching post for some catnip
2. sleep on Cecilia's lap
3. eat some bacon
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. paper weight
2. pillow
3. lap blanket
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Chuck E. Cheeses
2. NYC to see Cats
3. Sea World
THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Emmett Jr.
2. Pumpkin Jr.
3. Emmett Pumpkin Jr.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get the bacon grease out of the jar under the sink
2. get back into the wall behind the bathtub
3. eat the goldfish in the living room
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/BOY:
1. I'm extremely clean
2. I like pretty things like flowers (to eat)
3. when I'm cranky I I just want someone to rub my belly
THREE CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. Tigger
2. Symba
3. Snowball from Stuart Little
PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW MEMED:
1. Zepplin
2. Fergie
3. Midnight